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Community College Tips:
- Don’t talk to anybody
- Don’t make eye contact
- Avoid the cafeteria because they will probably be doing a flash mob to current viral song
- Transfer
- The guy who constantly tries to play devils advocate with the teacher and sound philosophical whenever he speaks actually is failing the class but it doesn’t matter because grades doesn’t determine his self worth only upvotes matter
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Banana Knuckles (organic edible brass knuckles) with mp3 player
wheres the kickstarter… i wanna pledge….
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tumblr was definitely not made for porn
i dont go on this website to look at porn and i really hate seeing porn on my dashboard bc if i wanted porn i would go to a fucking porn website not a social media blogging platformi dont go on this site to look at pictures of anime but yet, its on my dash all the time and you gotta either deal with it or unfollow people thats just LIFE sometimes
i use tumblr exclusively for both of those things
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here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
- hug
- go on walks while holding hands
- smile
- kiss
- cuddle
- have cute little dates
- have movie nights
- take adorable pictures
- go new places
- try new things
- fall in love
- brutally fuck you
- look at the stars
- do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
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