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(U.S. History in the year 3012)
Teacher: Ok class, for your homework you need to write a report on one of the Presidents from the past century.
Student: Nope.
Teacher: I beg your pardon?
Student: Those presidents don't count.
Teacher: What do you mean "they don't count"?
Student: Only the ORIGINAL 151 presidents count. The rest aren't even real presidents.
Teacher: But the presidents in the past decade alone have contributed so mu-
Student: 151 or none.
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Fun word of the day: Pilkunnussija
finnish word, literal translation: “comma fucker”
“A person who believes it is their destiny to stamp out all spelling and punctuation mistakes at the cost of popularity, self-esteem and mental well-being.” Read more: 9 Foreign Words the English Language Desperately Needs
Anonymous asked: poop
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“I’m sick of beautiful people, who don’t have to work for their beauty. When I’m...”
– Adam (via what-is-this-i-dont-even)
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