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  allthingsdiealone:

  canibeskinny-please:

  averygleekywitch:

  -hewastheirfriend:

  iveabandonedmyboooooy:

  gemeaux:

  queercakes:

  chic-chibi-chica:

  wethinktherefore:

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  homemadedarkmark | devonwood:

  MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.

  ‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONG
  AND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.

  SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly

  BABY GOT self-respect

  OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes

  EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you.

  I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire

  I WANT A REAL THICK AND JUICY all beef hamburger and would like to invite you to join me for dinner tonight at around 7.

  I AINT TALKIN BOUT PLAYBOY because that magazine degrades women and I don’t read it. 

  DAMN YOU’S A beautiful person would you like to see me again perhaps for coffee and an intellectual discussion?

  LADIES SHAKE THAT HEALTHY BUTT, its good cardio and hey, you work hard enough why not enjoy yourself for once

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